sammhane

You might be an artist if: -You've ever used Fixative for hairspray. -You failed math but you can tell the difference between cadmium red and cobalt blue by taste alone. -You think you're "HARDCORE" because you don't even OWN an eraser. -You spend five minutes looking for something to write down a phone number with, refusing to use any of the 500 art pens/pencils in front of you. -You don't do drugs but you're always high (from paint fumes). -Your friend shows you porn and you criticize the lack of composition. -You only drink light liquors: if you run out of paint thinner, it won't stain. -You swear you're going to beat the next pers