You might be an artist if:

-You've ever used Fixative for hairspray.
-You failed math but you can tell the difference between cadmium red and cobalt blue by taste alone.
-You think you're "HARDCORE" because you don't even OWN an eraser.
-You spend five minutes looking for something to write down a phone number with, refusing to use any of the 500 art pens/pencils in front of you.
-You don't do drugs but you're always high (from paint fumes).
-Your friend shows you porn and you criticize the lack of composition.
-You only drink light liquors: if you run out of paint thinner, it won't stain.
-You swear you're going to beat the next person who asks you, "Did you just kill a clown?"
-You doodle on your parking ticket, then send it in.
-You pay your parking ticket with a hundred dollar bill... that you drew.