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About Me Premium Member Traditional Artist sammhaneUnited States Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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You might be an artist if...

Mon Feb 26, 2007, 1:05 AM
You might be an artist if:

-You've ever used Fixative for hairspray.
-You failed math but you can tell the difference between cadmium red and cobalt blue by taste alone.
-You think you're "HARDCORE" because you don't even OWN an eraser.
-You spend five minutes looking for something to write down a phone number with, refusing to use any of the 500 art pens/pencils in front of you.
-You don't do drugs but you're always high (from paint fumes).
-Your friend shows you porn and you criticize the lack of composition.
-You only drink light liquors: if you run out of paint thinner, it won't stain.
-You swear you're going to beat the next person who asks you, "Did you just kill a clown?"
-You doodle on your parking ticket, then send it in.
-You pay your parking ticket with a hundred dollar bill... that you drew.



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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Upper right corner of the canvas......
  • Interests: Finishing the upper right corner of the canvas.
  • Favourite artist: R. U. Serious
  • Favourite poet or writer: Gee, why don't they just ask me who my favorite artist is?
  • Favourite photographer: The one taking my picture.
  • Operating System: Biological
  • Wallpaper of choice: Paint (I snicker at my own cleverness)
  • Skin of choice: Soft
  • Favourite game: Freshly killed...
  • Favourite gaming platform: Chessboard
  • Favourite cartoon character: Tank Girl
  • Personal Quote: I didn't say that....

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Thank you for the :+fav: on "Sea by Lieh"! God bless! :aww:

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Thanks for the fav man.

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